There is no Superbowl this year, we apologize.

On February, 4, 2007 many people are going to be dissappointed. If you do not pay attention to the NFL, you will be without a party to go to this year. I know, it truly does suck. Now what is your excuse to indulge yourself in Chicken Wings, Cheesesticks, & Pizza Bites all while getting shitfaced at either your boss or friend's house. You better start thinking otherwise, you'll be sticking to your low-carb diet...fatty. The Chicago Bears were scheduled to play the Indianapolis Colts. Each the champion from their own conferance. Prince was the big halftime performance. He has declined to comment on the situation at hand. If you haven't been informed already. The Colts have conceded to the Chicago Bears in a 7-0 victory.


Colts General Manager, Bill Polian broke the news to the media earlier this evening on January 24th, 2007. "As a part of the Colts Organization I regret to inform the media that the Colts are conceding to the Bears in the superbowl. They wish not to risk injury for the 2007-2008 season, I am sure the Bears would have won in easy fashion anyway. We apologize to all Colts Fans, NFL Fans, and Prince. "

Peyton Manning has declined to comment on the situation at hand. He is the only Colts player that voted "Yes" when the team took a vote for who wanted to play the game. He is currently breaking down the film from the vote and when ready, will make a comment about the situation. Teammates have stated that he is very upset with the team for making the decision to concede to the Bears.

Rex Grossman has opposite feelings. The Quarterback for the Bears with alot of pressure on his shoulders coming into this game let out a huge sign of relief. With most analysts picking the Bears to win 77-0 over the Colts, he was still very nervous. He stated on the Bears Website (www.ChicagoBears.Com) "I am happy, most people were picking us to win by 70 points or so, 77 to be exact, but they also picked us to win against the Dolphins and we lost. Thanks to me. I am just glad that doesn't have a chance at happening aga...." before he could finish his statement. Kyle Orton slapped him with his penis and yelled "DIIIIICKKKK SLAPPPPPPEED"

A sobbing Grossman then accepted his award as Superbowl MVP.