PacMan Jones is my hero

Whenever a picture of this status, is your mugshot, then you can be deemed as my hero. Star Cornerback for the Tennessee Titans, PacMan (Adam?) Jones, is no stranger to trouble with the law. He has had many run ins with the 5-0. The most recent being this one. He has thanked his mother for all of her hard work in his upbrining to get him on this level.

"Jones tossed hundreds of $1 bills on the stripper stage, Susnar said, adding that when a dancer started grabbing the money without Jones' permission, he got angry, grabbed her hair and slammed her head against the stage.

Security guard Aaron Cudworth, a mixed-martial artist with professional fighting experience, intervened and scuffled with Jones and members of his entourage, he said.

Jones then threatened to kill the guard, Susnar said.

Order was eventually restored and everyone moved outside before the gunman opened fire toward the front door of the club, hitting Cudworth, security guard Tom Urbanski and a female customer, he said.

"He goes out, retrieves a gun, then shoots two security guards, pretty much making good on the threat made by Pacman Jones," Susnar said."

Adam is not very smart with his actions. Who seriously does things like this and gets away with it? OJ Simpson won the heisman, PacMan Jones plays for the Titans. I don't see how that works out one bit. I love how he isn't getting in trouble for assault or battery on Mrs.Stripper. Any normal guy would be in jail for many years for such actions. Just because PacMan has dreadlocks & a cool name, he gets away with it.

Im going to stop washing my hair & change my name to DigDug.

I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself

You have the preps/jocks, the daddy doesn't love her-sluts, the potheads, the tomboys, & then the forever popular EMOS. Not. Well you have them, just not popular. Because they suck. Emo kids are usually categorized by their jet black hair, ridiculously ugly hairstyles, sweet spiked wristbands, garage band shirts & rebellious nature. "You just dont understand how hard it is" can usually be the phrase muttered from their lips, which graces black lipstick. Odd.

Most people think all emo kids need is some love, well I think differantly. In my opinion all they need is a shove in the right direction and possibly a haircut. So next time you see a emo kid hanging out in the food court with no intention of venturing into the mall or venturing into Hot Topic to further their emotional damage. Please tell them to quit frontin' (props to pharell) and just DO IT.

I wouldn't hate emo kids as much if they actually had something worthwhile to bitch about. The only problems going on in their lives range from the following.

1.) Getting grounded because you stole your sisters pants & eye shadow countless times.

2.) Their dad won't give them an advance on their allowance so they can buy a new "used" pair of beat up Chuck Taylors

3.) Their favorite band got a song on TRL, now they have became mainstream and they cannot listen to any mainstream music. Better start listening to your friend's, cousin's garage band Sally McSadpants.

I hate emo kids, maybe im just mainstream. Because everybody else hates them. So in honor of emo kids everywhere. Please take their black-framed glasses and crush them. We need to give them something worth crying about!

" FAGGOTS!"-Tim Hardaway

Who wants to jump on the bandwagon? I hate NC State

If you are a North Carolina State Fan, then I welcome you to read the following entry. Afterwards, I encourage you to swallow the contents of a tylenol bottle because NC State sucks. I am a proud Duke Fan. I am at terms & content with my team for eternal success. NC State fans are content knowing their Head Basketball Coach can also fight crime.



It is hard to pick a starting point on this one. The Basketball team sucks, the football team sucks. Don't even get me started on the equestrian swimming team. I think I have found the root of my hatred for this university. He can be found behind a pair of throwback 80's music video glasses. If you do not know who I am talking about now, direct yourself to the picture below for confirmation. It almost looks as if he beat up Hulk Hogan and took his glasses. However, we all know that his 5'6'' frame & squirly pre-pubescent voice could not do so. He does have a nice hairstyle going on tho, for the hair that seems to be somewhat remaining.


The NC State allegiancy do not have much to cheer for. Tailgating is the only thing NC State fans are good asides from testing for new medicine. Getting drunk in the parking lot & weaping tend to be after-game festivities. What else are you going to do after Duke runs wild on you (alluding to an earlier Hulk Referance). My hate for NC State will run in my veins like heroine in Courtney Love's bloodsteam. Keep it true wolfpack haters!

NC State Alum Bill Cowher has the right idea, FUCK YOU WOLFPACK
p.s. look at that chin, how could you say no?

Beerfest sucked, where is my $3.95 damnit?

Have you ever bought a movie off of InDemand on Digital Cable? Well I made the lackluster choice to do so. I like beer and I like movies as well. I see a movie about beer. You are probably thinking "Damn, he is really going to love this movie". Well, you are incorrect. I would have a more enjoyable experiance contracting AIDS. That is a little exaggerated but that is how bad it sucked. Magic Johnson I hope you aren't reading this.

The movie was made & produced by the same people from Super Troopers. An amazing movie that will go down in amazing movie history. This movie will go down as one of the most dissappointing movies ever. In the previews it showed a hot german chicks talking about spanking. The only thing that got spanked was me, and in the form of a $3.95 charge for renting this moving on InDemand.

When the biggest sausage-handling whore (no, really) is the main character's grandmother, you know you have a problem. If you don't believe me, watch the movie. Actually, don't watch the movie because hopefully you've came to the conclusion by reading this. It fucking sucked. A movie about beer & tits, dissappointed me. I don't know what our country is coming to. A couple scenes showed tits, and the rest of the scenes showed awful jokes & gay germans very much comparable to gay sex. I hate this movie.

Anna Nicole Smith's Boobs have passed away

http://www.tmz.com/2007/02/08/anna-nicole-smith-collapses/

Anna Nicole Smith, everyone's favorite playmate who wandered down the dark, dreary alley of drugs, diet pills, & plastic surgery. If you haven't heard the news yet, Anna Nicole Smith has died. Not her reality series....her actual body has been pronounced deceased at this point in time. The boobs...yes...her boobs....are gone as well. She left this earth leaving two things behind

1.) Her 5-Month Old daughter
2.) Her left silicone implant, to be later auctioned off on eBay.


The autopsy is scheduled for tommorow. Most already know the source for her death. Either two things happened here. She swallowed a trimspa bottle, which is very likely. Or two, she realized natural selection was setting in and wanted to beat nature to the punch. I feel awful making jokes about her death but really, after her whole ordeal with her former husband billionairre J.Howard Marshall who was nearly 105 years of age when they married. I cannot feel sorry for a human whose fortune & fame can be credited to marrying a 85 year old man for money purposes. And then trying to screw over his family.

The saddest thing of the entire situation is Howard Stern has been appointed as her daughter's legal guardian. There is nothing more sad then this man pictured below being given the oppurtunity to raise a child on his own. We might as well give Brittany Spears the child. She was the runner-up but they refused because she fumbles children around like Rex Grossman did in the Super-Bowl.



I am going to hell. Atleast i'll get to see Anna Nicole Smith in a Bikini.