Beer Commercials = False Advertising

I am sure if you have mastered the art of watching television, you will notice things that others do not. Being a good television watcher, you must be able to point out the smallest of details. Well, I am not as good as other TV Watchers, I can only point out the big details. In this piece right here. I am going to pickout a huge detail. If you haven't noticed this already, you need to putdown the remote and read a book. Or call your grandparents, when was the last time you talked them?


The Beer Commercial.

Have you ever noticed how in Beer Commercials, everybody is having a great fucking time? They are always smiling,never getting too drunk, and still able to function in social environments? This is not the drinking crowd I am familar with. They need to cut this bullshit out and start appealing to the real drinking populace. No more of this advertising. The governor of California isn't a credible person to advertise beer. Or Jerome Bettis for that matter.

Yes Arnold, you're a fake drunk. Don't think im not talking to you as well Jerome. Ya fat bitch.













Beer companies need to start showing the "real" drunks on TV. They are the people buying your product so why not put them in your commercial? For everytime I see a happy, smiling person drinking beer on TV, I think "You know what? That is a crock of shit". You never see the guy who passes out and gets permanent marker penises drawn on his face. Or the girl who passes out with her skirt over her head & tits hanging out window. Well, that one you won't see because I think it is against some sort of TV Decency regulations. Tara Reid is constantly getting in trouble for that. You never see the guy who gets thrown out of the bar @ 2am because he has "had too much". Or the guy who gets shitfaced at his christmas party & tells his boss's kid "santa isn't real and your daddy fucks the secretary when your mom thinks he is in a meeting"

With this said, stop showing these lies. What you put on TV are straight lies. This situation is comparable to an anorexic girl advertising cake. Show the fat fuck Denny's Waitress who is scarfing down that yellow cake.

Put this guy in your commercial, Budweiser. He is the true face of alcoholism.