Everybody knows "that guy". This guy does certain things that make you want to punch him directly in the spine. He goes out of his way to do these things and these things piss you off don't they? The question you should be asking yourself right now is, am I that guy?
-Don't you hate that guy, who at a stoplight, when the light turns green, accelerates off the line and looks back at you as if it were a race and he knows he won.
-Don't you hate that guy, at the gas station that pulls into the pump that you were clearly going to use?
-Don't you hate that guy, that laughs when you're in a argument with somebody and he overhears?
-Don't you hate that guy, that if you don't like the same things as him, he holds it against you.
-Don't you hate that guy, that laughs when people get hurt?
-Don't you hate that guy, that makes jokes at the most inappropriate times?
-Don't you hate that guy, that gets angry at animals, but doesn't realize they have absolutely no clue what is going on?
Sorry to inform you, but you hate me.
This one doesn't apply to me, but I seriously fucking hate this guy.
When you are at the grocery store, or best buy, the location isn't really all important. Alright, it is, but I can't think of a good example. You need to ask an employee for help. The employee seems to be helping "that guy" already. You are waiting patiently but this "guy" won't shut his trap. He is spitting out useless babble as if he was Paris Hilton. Sorry, but whatever you are speaking about, nobody gives a flying shit. I need to ask this person a question about where the damn ______ is and with you alive, that is kind of preventing me from achieving my goal of finding the _____.
If you have one to add onto this list, leave a comment. So the people reading this and myself, may be alerted to another possible candidate to hate on.
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