It is hard to pick a starting point on this one. The Basketball team sucks, the football team sucks. Don't even get me started on the equestrian swimming team. I think I have found the root of my hatred for this university. He can be found behind a pair of throwback 80's music video glasses. If you do not know who I am talking about now, direct yourself to the picture below for confirmation. It almost looks as if he beat up Hulk Hogan and took his glasses. However, we all know that his 5'6'' frame & squirly pre-pubescent voice could not do so. He does have a nice hairstyle going on tho, for the hair that seems to be somewhat remaining.
The NC State allegiancy do not have much to cheer for. Tailgating is the only thing NC State fans are good asides from testing for new medicine. Getting drunk in the parking lot & weaping tend to be after-game festivities. What else are you going to do after Duke runs wild on you (alluding to an earlier Hulk Referance). My hate for NC State will run in my veins like heroine in Courtney Love's bloodsteam. Keep it true wolfpack haters!
NC State Alum Bill Cowher has the right idea, FUCK YOU WOLFPACK
p.s. look at that chin, how could you say no?
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