I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself

You have the preps/jocks, the daddy doesn't love her-sluts, the potheads, the tomboys, & then the forever popular EMOS. Not. Well you have them, just not popular. Because they suck. Emo kids are usually categorized by their jet black hair, ridiculously ugly hairstyles, sweet spiked wristbands, garage band shirts & rebellious nature. "You just dont understand how hard it is" can usually be the phrase muttered from their lips, which graces black lipstick. Odd.

Most people think all emo kids need is some love, well I think differantly. In my opinion all they need is a shove in the right direction and possibly a haircut. So next time you see a emo kid hanging out in the food court with no intention of venturing into the mall or venturing into Hot Topic to further their emotional damage. Please tell them to quit frontin' (props to pharell) and just DO IT.

I wouldn't hate emo kids as much if they actually had something worthwhile to bitch about. The only problems going on in their lives range from the following.

1.) Getting grounded because you stole your sisters pants & eye shadow countless times.

2.) Their dad won't give them an advance on their allowance so they can buy a new "used" pair of beat up Chuck Taylors

3.) Their favorite band got a song on TRL, now they have became mainstream and they cannot listen to any mainstream music. Better start listening to your friend's, cousin's garage band Sally McSadpants.

I hate emo kids, maybe im just mainstream. Because everybody else hates them. So in honor of emo kids everywhere. Please take their black-framed glasses and crush them. We need to give them something worth crying about!

" FAGGOTS!"-Tim Hardaway