Beerfest sucked, where is my $3.95 damnit?

Have you ever bought a movie off of InDemand on Digital Cable? Well I made the lackluster choice to do so. I like beer and I like movies as well. I see a movie about beer. You are probably thinking "Damn, he is really going to love this movie". Well, you are incorrect. I would have a more enjoyable experiance contracting AIDS. That is a little exaggerated but that is how bad it sucked. Magic Johnson I hope you aren't reading this.

The movie was made & produced by the same people from Super Troopers. An amazing movie that will go down in amazing movie history. This movie will go down as one of the most dissappointing movies ever. In the previews it showed a hot german chicks talking about spanking. The only thing that got spanked was me, and in the form of a $3.95 charge for renting this moving on InDemand.

When the biggest sausage-handling whore (no, really) is the main character's grandmother, you know you have a problem. If you don't believe me, watch the movie. Actually, don't watch the movie because hopefully you've came to the conclusion by reading this. It fucking sucked. A movie about beer & tits, dissappointed me. I don't know what our country is coming to. A couple scenes showed tits, and the rest of the scenes showed awful jokes & gay germans very much comparable to gay sex. I hate this movie.