Anna Nicole Smith, everyone's favorite playmate who wandered down the dark, dreary alley of drugs, diet pills, & plastic surgery. If yo
u haven't heard the news yet, Anna Nicole Smith has died. Not her reality series....her actual body has been pronounced deceased at this point in time. The boobs...yes...her boobs....are gone as well. She left this earth leaving two things behind1.) Her 5-Month Old daughter
2.) Her left silicone implant, to be later auctioned off on eBay.
The autopsy is scheduled for tommorow. Most already know the source for her death. Either two things happened here. She swallowed a trimspa bottle, which is very likely. Or two, she realized natural selection was setting in and wanted to beat nature to the punch. I feel awful making jokes about her death but really, after her whole ordeal with her former husband billionairre J.Howard Marshall who was nearly 105 years of age when they married. I cannot feel sorry for a human whose fortune & fame can be credited to marrying a 85 year old man for money purposes. And then trying to screw over his family.
The saddest thing of the entire situation is Howard Stern
has been appointed as her daughter's legal guardian. There is nothing more sad then this man pictured below being given the oppurtunity to raise a child on his own. We might as well give Brittany Spears the child. She was the runner-up but they refused because she fumbles children around like Rex Grossman did in the Super-Bowl.I am going to hell. Atleast i'll get to see Anna Nicole Smith in a Bikini.
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